Chuck Norris Facts
jay @ 11:48 am — Filed under: Chuck Norris Facts. I can’t say I’m a fan of this type of site in general, but there is some writing on this one that made me laugh out loud. Enjoy.
2/10/2006
jay @ 11:48 am — Filed under:
February 10th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
I like this one best:
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
February 23rd, 2006 at 10:47 am
chuck norris visited china one day and didnt like the way asians looked at him. the chinese got scared and built the great wall of china to keep him out
July 6th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
No! No! No! The best one is this one.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.
July 21st, 2006 at 1:43 pm
You know a bit too much about this….Chuck, is that you? C’mon…fess up…we won’t laugh.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
have you heard this one chuck is’nt hung like horse horses are hng like chuck
October 28th, 2006 at 9:11 am
What about this one….
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris….lol.