Chuck Norris Facts. I can’t say I’m a fan of this type of site in general, but there is some writing on this one that made me laugh out loud. Enjoy.


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I like this one best:

Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

travis added these pithy words on Feb 10 06 at 4:56 pm

chuck norris visited china one day and didnt like the way asians looked at him. the chinese got scared and built the great wall of china to keep him out

chris grimes added these pithy words on Feb 23 06 at 10:47 am

No! No! No! The best one is this one.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.

Michael added these pithy words on Jul 06 06 at 8:17 pm

You know a bit too much about this….Chuck, is that you? C’mon…fess up…we won’t laugh.

Tim added these pithy words on Jul 21 06 at 1:43 pm

have you heard this one chuck is’nt hung like horse horses are hng like chuck

jay added these pithy words on Oct 20 06 at 9:16 pm

What about this one….
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris….lol.

Mike Schum added these pithy words on Oct 28 06 at 9:11 am

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