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2/10/2006

Chuck Norris Facts

jay jay @ 11:48 am — Filed under:

Chuck Norris Facts. I can’t say I’m a fan of this type of site in general, but there is some writing on this one that made me laugh out loud. Enjoy.

8 Responses to “Chuck Norris Facts”

  1. travis Says:

    I like this one best:

    Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

  2. chris grimes Says:

    chuck norris visited china one day and didnt like the way asians looked at him. the chinese got scared and built the great wall of china to keep him out

  3. Michael Says:

    No! No! No! The best one is this one.

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.

  4. Tim Says:

    You know a bit too much about this….Chuck, is that you? C’mon…fess up…we won’t laugh.

  5. jay Says:

    have you heard this one chuck is’nt hung like horse horses are hng like chuck

  6. Mike Schum Says:

    What about this one….
    When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris….lol.

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