A short story poem based on the most popular Google searches.

Google Dependent
I want to be an artist.
How to draw.
Need a way to get my art to people.
How to make a website.
Okay, I got a career, now to meet someone.
How to lose weight.
First date tonight!
How to tie a tie.
Date went well, I think I like her.
How to kiss.
I think I’m in love. We wants kids.
How to get pregnant.
Starving artist and kids don’t work well together…
How to make money.
Get a job?
How to write a resume.
My first Thanksgiving with the family!
How to cook a turkey.
I want to be an artist.
How to lose friends and alienate people.


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